Life is a Terminal Disease!

Life is a Terminal Disease!

To live today is a risky deal.
If a superbug won’t get you,
the bird flu will!
You go to hospital and soon you reel
in a bed full of Clostridium difficile!
And if you go out of doors a mosquito will
give you the virus from West Nile!
You leave the hospital and you think you are O.K.
Only to find that you acquired MRSA!
For some companionship you make a spiel
only to find that now you got HIV
and now if the TB won’t get you
the terrorists will!
Only one thing certain is
life is a terminal disease!

No need to panic said the captain of the Titanic and other absurdities.

No need to panic said the captain of the Titanic and other absurdities.

What good are spokesthingies who are so transparently transparent that they have no credibility?
What good is a safe food supply that kills people and makes them sick?
What good is a nutritious food supply that caused the obesity crisis?
What good are safe cities where people get killed or mugged?
What good are facts, evidence and documentation if they don’t support our preconceived notions?
Why does the Department of Agriculture grow bigger in the city the fewer farmers are in the country?
What good is leadership when it comes as leadershit?
What good are extraordinary people when they act so ordinary?
What good are VIP’s if they act like VIA’s?

It's a screwed up world!

It's a screwed up world!

No-one likes to be screwed by anyone at any time for any reason
but everyone is out to screw everybody at all times
and everybody wants to be screwed by someone some time
and if no-one screws anybody at any time
then soon there won't be anybody to screw anybody at any time!